I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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