I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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