This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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