Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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