Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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