Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Randomize
