In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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