ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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