The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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