As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
She bit a glass in half.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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