Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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