Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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