it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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