I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I supernannyed him into submission
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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