I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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