Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
We need to get me chipped asap
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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