He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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