I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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