I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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