she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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