I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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