Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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