There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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