I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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