Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I CAN MOONWALK!
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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