she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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