Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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