PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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