he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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