I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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