i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
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