On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Randomize