i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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