Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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