Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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