omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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