Moan for me like Helen Keller
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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