I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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