As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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