so that wasnt chicken after all
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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