They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
i out mim tonsoeep
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