Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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