Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
