Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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