Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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