yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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