You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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