But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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