People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Vodka?
Forever.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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