That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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