But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
