turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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