I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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