Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
